Sunday, August 17, 2003 .

"the will"
(incomplete)


in the remotest event that i might unfortunately pass away and my flesh become dust, i have penned this will in order that my property may be distributed amongst those i love dearly.

first of all, since we're all in this business of blogging, i would wish my blog be dutifully taken over by JY. this blog would then be entirely at his disposal and any thing he wishes to do with it should not be questioned. my ID:clementshole password:*******
JY will also inherit my post-promo touch rugby trophy, because he should be recognised for his excellent performance during touch matches.

my beloved brand new soccer boots, shall be inherited by Alden, since his undying passion for soccer is as unbreakable as Raymond's arm.

and my mobilephone(if my parents forget about it) shall be donated to whoever needs it most at that point in time. i leave this entirely to the discretion of whoever does not have the tendency to trade it in.

my school uniforms should be burnt along with my notes and tutorials. be it a bon fire or camp fire or just a mass display of fireworks, just help me burn them. please?

my entire Sarah Michelle Gellar porn collection will be passed to QM. it is stashed away nicely at the back of my underwear drawer.

speaking of which, my underwear can be circulated amongst my ardent fans who have supported me through very tough times. thank you thank you! *sob sob*

and Mo...did you think i'd leave you out? you get to take my prized pencil case. it's big, it's black and it's good for holding stationery.
but leave my bags alone. no one touch them. i will be back for those.

i have nothing much that is of material value. but what is of sentimental value are many.
i havent as yet thought of who to pass those things to. nvm.


LIST OF THINGS TO BE RETURNED:
-Alex's radio
-NY black rugby jersey
-NY rugby ball
-JY's UK FHM (it's good stuff btw)
-Kelvin's dildo and his share of the embezzled class funds
-Mo ZhoYo's sheep skin boxers
-QM's cosmetics (my apologies for depriving you of it for a time so long)
-Timothy's calculator and $25 i owe
amongst many others


this is by no means a joke
my lawyers have overlooked my writing of my will and it has legal validity.
however, if dispute were to break out concerning the division of my property,
then i dunno.


screaming infidelity at 11:14 AM
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