Sunday, April 17, 2005 .

You Float Like a Feather


i gotta dispell some myths & get some facts straight.
and by facts, i do mean statements that are absolutely true.


of course no one can really testify and vouch for the truth in these following declarations, but it's not like that makes much of a difference anyway.


First of all.
I'm NOT gay.
sure as hell not.
i like girls too much to be freaking gay.
nobody can vouch for this.
but seriously...im not gay.
just because i prerfer shopping to soccer doesnt make me flity.


I dont look like that judge from Singapore Idol.
not florence lian or the other eurasian guy, douglas is it?
im talking about dick lee and i dont look like him.
i will not grow up looking like him either.
and he's gay. and im not. remember that.
Sining, you started all this.
damn evil.


i do not get alot of money from our armed forces in exchange for rendering my services.
sure i get more than average NSFs (im not trying to be a dick here..pun intended) but the fact is my parents want me to save half of what i make.
if you do the math, that doesnt leave me with very much.
and im pissed with them for making me do that.
really pissed.
money can be a sensitive issue.


the reasons i use cubicles instead of urinals, i have already made known to people who've noticed that idiosyncrasy.
but for the benefit of the rest who wonder, i use cubicles because when i was back in Cat High, i used to go up to people at urinals ask say "how'd you like your dick touching the wall" before pushing them against the urinal.
it's sick.
ever since then i've been using cubicles for fear of people doing the same to me.
it's habitual. it grew into a habit.
and besides, cubicles give you more space and it's sick to have your hands between you and the urinal when you pee.
and as Xinyi might wisely suggest, it has got nothing whatsoever to do with any insecurities due to the size of my member.
or my sexual preferences for that matter.






anyway....saw Creep today.
it fucking sucks.
dont watch it.
it's worse than Dawn of the Dead.
far worse.




and anyway, on Friday, i was suppose to go for this CIP thing.
apparently we all thought we were suppose to go plant trees in some park.
but upon reaching Katong Park, i was pleasently surprised to find out that we were there to help with unearthing some old fort that's been buried underground which has recently been uncovered.
it's cool.
i dont know what to say.
i am so so tired.

screaming infidelity at 12:10 AM
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