Sunday, December 04, 2005 .

Walnut Tree


i hate it when i'm in the shower and people talk to me because i so cant hear them. and they just keep on talking even after i yell that i cant hear. so annoying. and they get irritated when i make them repeat what they said. yeah right...like im sure that my fault.
anyway it's not just the shower. like when im in my room or listening to something. people just love doing that.




the title story:
i've always hated walnuts, and many other nuts of course, but mostly walnuts more than others. why? because nuts get stuck in your teeth! and it gets on my bloody nerves.
back to walnuts. first, they look weird as hell. all crammed up in their shells, trying to fill out every possible space available with solid protein. and when you crack'em open, it looks like a bloody brain. homosapien brain that is.
and it's so big nobody eats a whole walnut at once. it's insane. mostly we eat half, or brittled walnut. but never more than half. it's crazy.
anyway once you take the first bite, you know it's a bad idea. that bitter tasting shit is definately not worth the nice brittle crunch of the nut. it's like diluted tonic water. ew! gross!
and walnuts seem to always find a way into the best places. like that perfect brownie or chocolate bar! balls.
i hate walnuts.




THE END

screaming infidelity at 2:40 PM
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