Chinaman: Ni de yi fu shi chong yi da li ? Clement: Shi ben di de pai zi. Chinaman: *walks to his female counterpart (the evil CHINAWOMAN)* ta men yi fu shi xin jia po. Chinawoman: *snickers and mock exclaims* xin jia po ren hui zuo yi fu ah?? *shows signs of disbelief* Clement: *muttering* N_ B__ *walks over to colleagues to bitch about the PRCs*.
Clement feat. Spooky-man-on-bus
One late night, on the bus home, about 1am. Clement, dozing off, hears a man rapidly tapping his cane/ walking stick on the floor of the bus. The tapping is very loud but Clement is too tired to really care. Moments later, the man alights and waves the bus goodbye. Although the tapping has stopped, it continues to echo in Clement's head. Suddenly, one awfully loud thud springs Clement wide awake, and just in time for him to realise he needs to hit the bell for his stop. Hmmm....strange but true.
