Friday, January 05, 2007 .

There's No Future In Nostalgia

In the future, flying cars would prove to be economically unsound - the project of starting an airpath of automobiles would never take off. Global warming would claim so much of Asia and US of A that buildings and highways would be abandoned.
Horses would once again become the mode of transport. More versatile, less pollution, amongst many other reasons.
Horse riding isn't going to be popular because of nostalgia and man's love for all things vintage. After all, almost the entire present population, and therefore all the futurites would not have been on horseback. It's going to be popular because it, in modern terms, rocks.
Should have stuck to horses.

-Absolutely No Relation-

Imagine going out on a long, late night drive. Just to clear your head.
Now imagine that on horseback. Be it alone or with a companion.
Wind in your hair. Reins in your hand.
Then sitting on the open plains. Having a fag. In the pale moonlight.
(Assume there's no crime and people don't get mugged at night)
Not a whisper. Just the sound of your breath. The horse's breath.
The sound of grass dancing. Twirling amonst themselves.
It's like being alone but not alone.
There's no hurry. No deadlines. No appointments.
It's about wherever and whenever.
No drink driving. No carrying unwanted passengers. Only one at most.
Be romantic. There's no such thing as horse crap and cleaning.
Of course there's no hiding in the horse if it rains.
But then there's no road tax either. Nor traffic jams.
It's like being on a bike, only way cooler and safer.
Jeans would be necessary.
So to would be preppy polo wear.
Horses will help save the Earth. In more ways than one.

screaming infidelity at 1:42 AM
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